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27 May

Breaking News: 10 Million Ticks Dislocated in Catastrophic Lawn Mowing on Martha’s Vineyard

Vineyard Haven, MA: On one of the first sunny days after weeks of misty, rainy, and generally miserable weather, a massive lawn mowing displaced nearly 10 million ticks residing in the lawn of a Vineyard Haven home. Experts say this is the worst tick disaster in the history of ticks.

The tall, unkept grass was an ideal home for ticks

Smiling as she destroys millions of tick homes, this mower is particularly sadistic

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